Kyle Took a Bullet for Me
Kicking my way through this rival infested daylight like a patient euthanized on the table.
Monday, June 4, 2012
What? You Wanna Live Forever?
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This is a post of farewells, but also of new beginnings. I've been meaning to post here for a while. Much has happened since I last bl...
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
More Saving. More. . . er, we'll get back to you.
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Back in fall of 2005, I briefly worked as a salesman at Home Depot. Briefly, as in two weeks. That summer, I had gotten a temporary job at...
Friday, March 23, 2012
Part the last?
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Last time. . . Yeah. . . this gotten a lot bigger than I hoped it would be, and it's honestly becoming more tedious than funny. This i...
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
Actual Idea I Had for April Fools Day Post, Part I
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I Can't Stress Enough How Actual This Actual Idea Was. . . I Should Write the Shitty Family Guy Parody of Star Trek II : You know I...
Friday, March 2, 2012
Would "Hot to Trotsky" be a good slogan for faceless Marxist-Leninism? How 'bout "Quit Stalin' and Get with the Five Year Program"?
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One of the first things I ever remember actually having to learn was tying my shoelaces. Maybe it was because this was one of the very first...
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Disco! Disco Horse! (Neigh!)
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Man, disco versions of movie soundtracks are BACK baby! I just hope it loads. . . UPDATE: It looks like this'll only work ...
Wednesday, January 4, 2012
Wednesday Wrie
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A cavalcade of Wire -inspired demotivational posters: Wire Inspire .
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