Happy New Year, Naomi

Hey Nay, remember that birthday rap I sang to you when you when you turned like five or six? Well. . .

You see? You see? That's how far ahead of the curve I am! And I did invent dipping fries in ketchup, dammit!

Anyway, happy birthday, Nay. You have become a man. And to celebrate your becoming legal drinking age, I've posted one last video for you to watch while getting drunk off your ass for the "first" time. Enjoy!

Oh. . . that brings back memories.