Thursday, December 23, 2010

How The Karate Kid Should Have Ended


Great, that solves everything. I'll go to the police and press charges.


Now use head for something other than target.

Roll Credits.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Because Alignment Charts Are Popular This Week. . .

. . . and because this whole Sailor Moon Movie thing was also based on something Mightygodking did (see here). . .

. . . and because my photo-editing software and skills are both zero. . .

Here's my Sailor Moon Movie alignment. . . list.

Lawful Good -- Rei Hino

Neutral Good -- Makoto Kino

Chaotic Good -- Usagi Tsukino

Lawful Neutral -- Ami Mizuno

True Neutral -- Minako Aino

Chaotic Neutral -- Mamoru Chiba

Lawful Evil -- Kaolinite

Neutral Evil -- Eudial

Chaotic Evil -- Dr. Tomoe

Friday, December 3, 2010

Because my Mind Sometimes Wanders. . .

Here's my list of hypothetical hipster bands named after the worst episodes of Star Trek ever made:

The Naked Now
Spock's Brain & The Turnabout Intruders
The Sub Rosa
The Royales
Profit and Lace
Take Me Out to the Holosuite feat. The Vic Fontaine Orchestra
William T. Riker & The Shades of Grey
Menage a Troi
A Fistful of Datas
The 37's

And my personal favourite,

The Outrageous Okonas

Actually, I could imagine The Outrageous Okonas as a sort of Austrian Death Machine style concept band, writing Irish punk songs all named after lines from the episode:

"Acting Ensign Wesley Wesley Crusher"
"You're a Droid and I'm Annoyed"
"Tip O'Neil in a Dress"
"The Lieutenant Commanders of Mirth" (Actually, I was considering this as a band name)
"Take My Worf. Please!"
"My Timing is Digital"
"Have You Seen Any Good Looking Computers Lately?"
"Excellent Vision and a Healthy Libido"
"An Easy Room"
"A Monk, a Clone and a Ferengi Decide to Go Bowling Together. . ."
"Mischievous, Irreverent, and Somewhat Brazen"
"Cad, knave, rake, rascal, scoundrel, villain, wild elephant"
"Is That a Woman's Voice I Hear?"

. . . and on and on.
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